18:30
Asking someone an anonymous question and stalking their blog until they answer it
Well isn’t my life sad
18:00
parents: can we use your computer for a minute
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
03:00"I miss you when something really good happens, because you’re the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you’re the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life." — Unknown (via beastbias)
(Source: venebelle, via burntheroin)
20:18
You know those nights when everyone is asleep except you and you’re lying there thinking about the horrible past and the glorious future and can’t fall asleep because you realise you’ve screwed up so much but at the same time you still have a whole life ahead of you to screw up even more?
Well let’s just say, that’s me every night.
06:01
my child: mum, can you help me with this project?
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on korean pop music from when you were a teenager.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, KEVIN-ELLISON.
me: no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
my child: it's a project on korean pop music from when you were a teenager.
me: GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, KEVIN-ELLISON.
