MAN I JUST TRIED TO GO FOR A RUN FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR BUT MIDWAY I GOT STOPPED BY AN ASIAN MAN FOR DIRECTIONS AND AS USUAL I GOT REALLY NERVOUS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IN MY CRAPPY CHINESE
THE DIRECTIONS WERE REALLY COMPLICATED TOO AND 10 MINUTES LATER I COULD TELL HE WAS EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN BEFORE AND JUST LEFT IN A DAZE
AND I WAS SO SAD FOR BEING UNHELPFUL I JUST ENDED UP WALKING AND SOBBING THE WAY HOME
AT LEAST MY TEARS RAN
Let me teach you something about the English language. The word “read” can be used in the present tense as well as the past tense.
When I said “I read exo fanfiction” I left it to the reader’s interpretation, however if you are going to openly laugh about my preference for such things I have no choice but to inform you that the “read” I used was indeed past tense.
Okay here are some easy steps on how to get a girl xoxo paperhentai
Step 1. Show your manly side. Even if you’ve gotten friend zoned somehow before even saying “hi”, by doing these steps you might still be friend zoned but oh well.
For example when crossing the road, say “careful!” and grab her arm and guide her smoothly to the other side.
Warning: do not try this if there are like no cars or if you’re crossing the road when there’s already a crossing man helping you cross.
Step 2. Girls will fall for a guy when they see them concentrating on something, especially if they’re good at it.
Eg. when a guy is studying they are really hot to me I don’t know why.
Warning: may not work if they’re concentrating on something dumb like league of legends (jokes)
Step 3. Be a kpop star
This is the third and final and most important step. If you are a kpop star you will get all the bitches without even trying.
Warning: they might fantasise about you being gay though.
I hope these three steps will help you in getting at least one girl.
Disclaimer: IsaidgetagirlIdidn’tsaytheywouldbehot don’tgetaheadofyourself
Stay tuned for the next instalment called “how to talk to a girl on Facebook without her saying gtg straight away”